The following links are all
to Toilet Train Your Cat....if you're so inclined...
Buttpage disgusting, yet engrossing
poetry, sonnets, and other enlightening works
the Steak Knife his life, his loves, his quest for blood
Etiquette Check out the hate mail...it's the best part!
A shrine to those annoying little candies that somehow solve life's problems.
in the skank this one's a little raunchy, view at your own risk!
Doggie The pooper scooper of the future!
is evil (almost as bad as squirrels)
Smith's Psychic Test I guessed right, neener neener neeeeeener!
Visit the Oracle
of the Plywood Elvis and see what your future
Fish deserves credit too.
who pee standing up!
a wet pussy and a sweet young ass
can be delicious and nutritious
OK, not new anymore from this point
Elvis diaries......lost but not forgotten
SERVER (one of my favorites) will write you a love letter for your
sweetheart......if you actually want to send it is another question!!!
Try this one!!
Big Button That Doesn't do Anything!!! Push it if you dare!
Keep yourself updated on the situation
of the Trojan
any time you want!
Letter Generator - no explanation needed