The following links are all 
 
  • How to Toilet Train Your Cat....if you're so inclined...
  • The Buttpage  disgusting, yet engrossing
  • Spam poetry, sonnets, and other enlightening works
  • Stanley the Steak Knife  his life, his loves, his quest for blood
  • Urinal Etiquette  Check out the hate mail...it's the best part!
  • Mentos  A shrine to those annoying little candies that somehow solve life's problems.
  • Fill in the skank  this one's a little raunchy, view at your own risk!
  • Scooper Doggie  The pooper scooper of the future!
  • Bert is evil (almost as bad as squirrels)
  • Billy Smith's Psychic Test   I guessed right, neener neener neeeeeener!
  • Visit the Oracle of the Plywood Elvis and see what your future holds!
  • Naked Dancing Llama
  • Raw Fish deserves credit too.
  • Babies for sale!
  • Women who pee standing up!
  • See a wet pussy and a sweet young ass
  • Insects can be delicious and nutritious



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  • The Elvis diaries......lost but not forgotten
  • The CYRANO SERVER (one of my favorites) will write you a love letter for your sweetheart......if you actually want to send it is another question!!! Try this one!!
  • Underground Net......totally bizarre!
  • The Really Big Button That Doesn't do Anything!!! Push it if you dare!
  • The AMAZING FISHCAM
  • Keep yourself updated on the situation of the Trojan Coffee Machine any time you want!
  • Frog Dissection Kit
  • Complaint Letter Generator - no explanation needed
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